Ending Concerts On A Flat Note

On 01-30-2009
at 7:46 pm

The human voice is the most unpredictable instrument. Weather can play a huge difference in clarity, tone, and range. I have never heard vocalists like Carrie Underwood or Martina McBride have a bad day, but it must happen. I am just wondering when Taylor Swift will have a good one.  She sounds great in the studio. Watch-out Abigail, Antares(Auto-Tune) might be Taylor’s new best friend. However, her live performance is a Bizarro version of herself. Someday, Taylor’s cute teen angst song writing will lose the battle with her mediocre voice. So she should enjoy the ride while she can.  

The real problem, is that her condition is contagious. Can someone please find the cure for bad singing in Country Music. Are Rascal Flatts the carriers? Pitch always seems to elude Gary LeVox. Gary, you try too hard. I hate to break your heart, but you are no Brian Mcknight. Your runs are sloppy. Leave country soul to the master, George Jones. Unfortunately,  the disease has become airborne spreading to singers like Billy Currington, Jessica Simpson(she might have a birth defect), Big and Rich, and The Wreckers(luckily they have been quarantined). It is rumored that Michelle Branch has escaped.  Faith Hill, Tim Mcgraw, and Reba McEntire have found that the Antares drug works live. How will we fix this problem? We all know what the cure is for the ebola virus.

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